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                     NUDE               
                      -W.J.Bethancourt III
                      -Ed Hirt          
  copyright 1982 W.J.Bethancourt III and Ed Hirt
              (Tune: "Men of Harlech")
                                        
What the use of wearing panties         
Whalebone corsets of your Auntie's      
Boxer shorts and other scanties         
Best of all is nude                     
There's such fun in going bra-less      
Now that it's no longer lawless         
'Specially if your figure's flawless    
Best of all is nude                     
Nude is what you're born in             
Shirts are never torn in                
Underwear and lacy flimsies, garter belts and other whimsies
Yards of itchy cloth to put your form in
Ducks all do it, maidens rue it         
Even ancient Picts in Britain blue it   
Going naked's how to do it              
Best of all is nude!                    
                                        
If your garters aren't elastic          
Tie them up in knots fantastic          
(Panty hose is something drastic!)      
Best of all is nude!                    
If you're tired of wearing clotheses    
Shed your garment 'mongst the roses     
Never mind the old bluenoses            
Best of all is nude!                    
Nude is best for ducking!               
Worst for horses bucking!               
Moonlit nights will see such sights     
    that are very best for fooling round
                        .....and elbows!
Nudity is grand to see                  
A well-known antidote to virginity      
Take your clothes off and you'll see:   
Best of all is nude!                    
                                        
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